Monday, May 13, 2024
Things We Did Instead of Taxes
Thursday, February 29, 2024
Vacations and Stay-cations
The Square State Striders competed locally and globally (Florida isn't really a state, more of a state of mind, sorry Gerald). Some folks are out racing through in-climate weather and facility while others log another Zwift ride on their Nintendo Switch. Let's hear what the squad was up to.
Gerald Romero, upon hearing that Spirit Airlines was going under, promptly booked an entry to a series of races all over Florida. No word on if he toured The Villages after on recommendation from his financial advisor.
Here's Gerald's haul over the last month.
January 1, 2024 Rescue run- 10k --12 th overall 1st 50-54 42:48
The Walt Disney world dopey challenge -- January 4, 5, 6, and 7th 5k, 10k, half marathon and marathon 10k -40:55 46th overall 3rd place 50-54 Half marathon-- shortened it to an 8 mile 48:57 2nd place 50-54 5k and marathon was run easy non competitive Kari is a perfect dopey 11 years straight
January14, 2024-- Key west half marathon 21st overall 1:31:35 1st place 50-54
January 28, 2024-- The yeti chase 10k Morrison , Colorado 15th overall 42:42 1st place 50-54
February 11,2024 The super half marathon Santa Fe trail Colorado Springs 34 th overall 1:40:56 2nd -50-54 Icy and snow packed path
*Gerald sent me so many photos I'm concerned that I'm acting as an alibiWednesday, January 3, 2024
A Blogpost to Remember
From gravy to ham and dirt to mud to trail; the Square State Striders demonstrated dominance in all disciplines, be it running, sitting there just driving , all the way to throwing a spear at an unknown destination beyond the edge of a cropped photo. Lets hear what the squad had to say about their efforts.
Sam Wood found a way to make 100 mile ultra marathons look like a pleasant alternative option.
"I won the Spartan Race Central Florida Beast Elite (women's race). Then I quit running and became an amatuer skier.
Won the Chicago Hyrox Women’s GoRuck division. I also ran on our women’s >40 team relay & we placed 2nd. I have otherwise barely exercised the month of November
Spartan Beast Central Florida was about 14-miles of swamp/mud with both standardized obstacles (such as monkey bars & walls to scale) & ¡surprise! obstacles (such as tall grass that requires high-knee running, gators/snakes, & definitely flesh-eating bacteria). Think of a Spartan race a little like a “Final Destination“ movie where the whole premise is trying not to die. I raced for the All-Guard Endurance team winning the women’s Elite race and doing the course faster than all but 3 Elite males as well. It was great! But was it?
Congrats Sam, hope you won some antibiotics.
Gerald Romero continued his endurance feat of racing. My current hunch is that this is some sort of money laundering scheme, signing up for all these races. We're onto you Gerald! But also proud!
11/4/2023-- backcountry wilderness half marathon - lonetree 23rd overall 1:38:31 2nd place 50-11/5/2023-- canya canon 4.2 mile-- columbine trail too Helen hunt falls 2nd overall
11/18/2023-- dead horse 15k- mad moose -- 4th overall 1st master
Thanksgiving morning-- Turkey trot 5k 44th overall 1st 50-54 19:26
December 3rd-- rock canyon half marathon, Pueblo , Colorado. 10th overall , 1st-50-59 and 1st master
Honolulu marathon-- Oahu--- the merry mile-- 5:37
Honolulu marathon-- me and Kari both ate something bad the night before and we didn't feel good. I just stayed with her and we ran together. nothing competitive. time and place was irrelevant. we crossed the finish line in 6:38 and got our medals.
Sorry about the tummy troubles. And everyone else don't hesitate to contact the FBI Tip Line.
Andy Sherwood scoped out some retirement options for his PARA inheritance down in Arizona at the Nike NXN Southwest XC race.
"18:59 at sea level. Nike Southwest regional. Not bad But the best was the Strava friends I made along the way. Especially that hypochondriac/crypto bro who was right behind me. "
Adam Rich took it easy and did only , let me check my notes, 7 races in the last 8 weeks.
Here's the tape on Adam's end of year.
Ok here are the ones since November 1st:
November 4th City Park 5k 15:35 for 1st
November 12th The Great Candy Run 16:05 (3.17 miles) for 2nd
November 18th Pumpkin Pie 5k 16:04 for 1st
November 23rd Turkey Trott Rock 5k Castle Rock 15:55 for 4th, lost to three college kids...lol
December 3rd Rudloph's Ramble 5k (Cold, snowy course) 16:10 for 1st
December 9th Jungle Jog 5k (Well the course had 4-5" of snow, ice so not a fast one at all) 18:02 for 1st
December 16th Santas Dash for Cash (No money was given out!!!) 15:49 for 1st
Lars Heckman, STRAVA globetrotter, made sure to leave his Turkey trot mark where the whole world could see, in southwest Minnesota.
After satisfying myself with a Masters PR in my home park race in early November, I thought I'd hang up the carbon soles until next year. Alas, is wasn't to be, as inviting myself to crash my friends Thanksgiving in Minnesota prior to a work trip came with a condition: I had to show my stuff in a Turkey Trot he was self proclaimed chairman for. As I tried to stay ahead of the surge of nearly 1200 people in this mass start, i found myself next to some guy wearing a turkey suit. As i was pretty sure he wasn't the guy from The Athlete Special, I knew I'd never be able to look myself in the mirror if i got beat by some cosplay casual runner. With the turkey guy behind me, I could now concentrate on what i do best, paying attention to my watch. I noticed the splits were coming in much faster than I'm accustomed to and then it dawned on me... Aaaaah Sea Level... sea level sea level sea level. You can say it so many times and it just keeps sounding better. Powered through the finish in 19:05, good enough for 2nd in age group and fast enough to justify a pair of real racers. Watch your back 18's.
Fresh off a vigorous XC season, Logan Wealing and Sarah Blakeslee, decided to cross the border and to buy some steeply discounted Aleve from our number one economic trading partner.
Not a ‘race’ in the traditional sense, but we did stretch the mog’s new legs a bit over Christmas and road-tripped to Big Bend NP (~1700 miles). Got to see some gorgeous dessert scenery, hot springs, and even took a 20 second ‘ferry’ ride across the Rio Grande into Boquillas, Mexico for lunch.
Tom Caughlan (20:40), Jon Teisher (20:18), and Jeff Mohrmann (21:06), also completed the Briargate Turkey Trot.
I received the following race reports:
"Just like Colleen De Reuck, still faster than Tom."
Sunday, November 19, 2023
Booster Club gets the State Championship they wanted
The Square State Striders bused up to Boulder for the Colorado XC state championships. The race was held on a bluebird day at Harlowe Platts park, which hosted the previous years' Masters XC Nationals meet. Weather was similar, unsure if goose poop levels were equal but likely.
The Masters mens squad brought a full team to race some outstanding Front Range club competition (Summit Co. you don't have a team???). Taking the team title this year capped a great first year for the Square State team. Carson Rickey suited up and repped the Squares in the deep open competition, possibly impressing his wife.
Here's what the crew had to say about the event.
Lars Heckman, recent team addition:
"The course was hard, the pain was exquisite, but the memory was everlasting! The hardest race I've run, probably ever, maybe because it was my first cross country race! What a great experience to be thrown onto the shoulders of an awesome group of elite runners and walk away state champ! It only gets easier from here right?"
James Kaminski broke a roughly 20+ years of cross country racing sobriety and had a great return for the Striders.
"That was hands down the hardest running event I did this year, including Leadville. But I can't wait till next season. I had an absolute blast."
Gerald Romero, a fixture on the Colorado (and most of America if we're honest) racing scene is finally a Square State Strider. He threw down and placed on the podium for the 50+ group while mixing it up in the overall masters ranks.
"It was a beautiful day for a classic cross country race. It was a pleasure to be a part of our 40+ USATF team win. and I am proud of our whole team. Our Square State Strider singlets looked awesome out there. Lets continue to be THE BEST EVER!"
Tom Caughlin went full Uncle Rico and showed everyone that he used to be somebody.
"After 400 meters I knew I was in trouble, but my impending sense of embarrassment for getting beaten by JT led me to continue on, in vain, for another roughly 4,600m. Had it not been for a few brief strides next to Melody Fairchild, a national champion, my ego would be decimated by Teishers dominance of the day. I never mentioned this outing to my 103 lb 15 yr old son, who'd run almost a minute faster in the same park a month ago. I will revel in hubris bordering anemia for a time in the late 90's....I was once....fast. Could I drop five minutes in the coming Turkey Trot?"
JT, showed up in all black (defying potential uniform disqualification) and rocking insider access merch.
"My race was just like Tom's but faster."
Neil McDonagh, conducted a live field test science experiment on himself.
"I'm 42 years old now. Maybe in my 6th decade of life I will stop going out at 4:20/mi pace in the first minute of XC races. Until then I shall bathe in the lactate all those Norwegians talk about."
Logan Wealing, ran all the Boulder XC series races and demonstrated his usual full attention and vigor for the season.
"As an inducted member of the International Society of Weights and Measures, I would like to clarify that the variance distance the course can not be truly calculated because 37% of the course did not have double flagged boundaries but in fact natural environmental borders. "
Carson Rickey decided to send a postcard to his old PA-USATF pals about what real XC is about. (we can not confirm if Carson met the standards of his Tiger Spouse)
"Didn’t walk this year. Great crowd support from SSS Masters. "
Ruth Black was signed up and ready throw down in the ladies race but disaster struck.
"Paid for it, drove to it, then gladly sat out the wind and small field in lieu of cheering on SSS teammates! I do not recommend wearing wool socks on carpeted stairs with full arms and my tailbone is pretty mad about it too."
Mini Striders, Erin and Julia McDonagh dueled with what appeared to be an exceedingly well prepared army of Boulder children in the kids 1km race.
"I liked when Constantine (2008 Olympic marathon gold medalist) signed my medal and kissed my head after the race." - Julia
"My race was fun but very hard. I like when Constantina Dita signed my medal."- Erin
The Square State Striders had a great booster squad representation at the meet, and are super thankful for all their support and pity.
Nearly double the amount of Square State Striders were potentials for the big weekend of XC racing in Boulder but there was a litany of 'Reasons' why they could not participate. Please pick your favorite 'Reason'
- My wife is out of town
- My wife thinks I'm not in very good shape
- My Mother-in-law's visiting
- I don't like that course.
- I fell down the stairs maybe broke my tailbone likely have a concussion.
- I avoided saying why I can't do the race.
- Going to a party where they ask you for money.
- Boulder charges $0.20/bag
- My child is going swimming.
Monday, November 6, 2023
WeWork May Be Done but WeBeWorkin'
New Belgium half in Fort Collins Oct 1st
When you pay $77 for a beer, I mean race, you have to show up even if it's inconveniently served a week before your first ultramarathon. Flat course, drop-dead gorgeous morning, and I went in with a plan for progression. I'm proud to say that I've never run a smarter race!! (Even when Neil pretended to be an innocent bystander at my college races) Slave to my watch the first 5k, then eased into tempo, stayed reserved until the turn-around, then entered the pain cave. I crossed the line knowing I gave it everything I had. Hammies were nice and tender for the next 4 days but I made it to my next starting line healthy and super stoked.
Above the Clouds 50k in Woodland Park Oct 7th
My first ultramarathon!! The excitement for this race was off the charts. And I actually made an excel chart of every single mile with associated course terrain, goal pace adjusted to expected terrain, nutrition targets, and more nerdy stuff. I was really hoping to go sub-5:30 based on a few factors, but the 10%+ grade hills at miles 15, 24-26 served me some fun humble pie. Crossed the line in 6:01 as 3rd female and 18th overall. It was a beautiful clear morning, the race had amazing volunteers, and I would definitely recommend this race to anyone local looking to try out a trail ultra without committing to a more expensive trip to Moab or wherever.
Gerald Romero, I assume only races to keep his Delta Diamond Medallion status intact. The G-Man was all over the country this month in a variety of distances.
Chicago marathon and 5k- Chicago 5k- 19:06 Chicago marathon - 3:18- Boston qualifier
The great trailhead footrace 10 mile(10/23)-- 1:11:23/ 2nd overall bear creek park golden
The YMCA creepy crawl 5k- October 28, 2023--Palmer lake 3rd overall--- 20:28
He's a fixture at Square State Strider events, but now he's pulling his own weight. Felix Stepanowich makes his race debut.
"The Littlest Square"
My name is Felix and I am the littlest square. You might recognize my parents because my Dad holds the record for the most inclines in 24 hours while my Mom walks around wearing shirts that say "Married to the fastest man to cross North Carolina." This season was my first racing season and I am participating in the Fall Series Super-Mini distance. My first race was 25 meters and I was so excited! I even got direct coaching from Zach Miller on the drive to the race. When we got there, I ran and ran and ran. Then I went to the start line and there were so many kids! As soon as they said "Go!", I froze up and started crying. I ran it in with my Mom and Dad and kept saying "I want to do it again!" My second race was 50 meters....and same thing...sheer overwhelm with the amount of kids. I was so upset this past weekend when my 75 meter race was canceled due to the snow but I can't wait until my 100 meter race to wrap up the fall series!"
Lars Heckman continues a fruitful summer of racing, rolling out of bed 100 yards from the race start line of the City Park 5k. Here's what Lars had to say:
Going into the 1 year of racing mark, I knew I'd have a massive target on my back in the City Park 5k as defending champion in the men's 40-49 division (to be fair I think I was the only participant last year). Luckily, my part time training partner was there telling me he "didn't feel like running fast" so just stay with him and realize your dreams of cracking 20 minutes. I found myself in a nice group through about two miles before the pain started to become a factor. Luckily, as is rarely the case, this time I ignored it and tried to stick with the group I was in. The last 200m was awesome. Felt like a sprint for glory as the cheers from my girlfriend inspired me to pick off the annoying 10 year old who was ahead of me . Finally, after 20 years of not running, I was able to break 20 minutes and promptly announced my retirement to no fanfare whatsoever, just like the last race. 19:44, good for second in age group. (Shout out to Adam Rich for taking the overall win and not pushing me down a spot!)
I had a nice sit down with Adam Rich about his recent races. Here's the transcript:
Neil: Adam did you do that City Park 5k?
Adam: 15:35
Neil: Any other races?
Adam: I raced the last 7 weeks
Neil: Oh which ones?
Adam:
So folks if you are interested in those past 7 weeks of races, here's what I suggest.
From a website I found:
Search the person's first name and last name as a single search term within double quotation marks: e.g. "Adam Rich"+ "5k". If the name is a somewhat common one, many irrelevant results will show up. To filter these results, try including a middle initial or middle name with your original search: "Adam A.
Happy queries folks!
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